What does a Jane say?

Sometimes, I wonder whether I am raising a child or training a wild animal.
Jane has been displaying many subhuman behaviors lately.
One of the most frustrating of these is that over the past few days, she won't wear a diaper. If she is at all aware of it, she will take it off, leaving us to chase her, tackle her to the ground, and cover her before something messy happens. This morning however, we couldn't get to her in time. She had taken off her diaper and as if she knew exactly which buttons of mine to push on a Sunday morning, she squatted and peed on our carpet right in front of me. She had no shame.
Jane has an aversion to clothing in general, except for dresses. We've had no fun trying to outfit her lately. I say we because it takes two of use to dress her as she kicks, screams and hollers (note the photo above). Unfortunately for her, we can't let it be. Tonight, Dan prepared a list of household rules of behavior for the girls. One of the things on the list was:
"Little girls must wear underwear, diapers and clothes at all times."
The rule was mostly for Jane even though I'm not sure it took. The second part to that rule was for Hannah.
"Girls must wear shoes outside"
This is not a problem for Jane. She loves shoes. So give Jane any shoe, a flowy dress and let her run free and natural underneath it all. She'd be a happy little monkey.

Something else Jane refuses to do is use a spoon while eating her cereal. She'll use her hand to scoop up as much milk and as many soggy Cheerios that her little hand will hold. She stuffs what she can in her mouth, but most of it dribbles down her chin and neck. We are looking for ways to make breakfast a tidier and more civilized experience.

Jane also likes to scream and climb and run amain in all matters and circumstances. Sometimes, I think she is just crazy- so does Hannah.
I know in most cases our little Jane is indeed not a animal, but just a child...
maybe a feral child.